casually swags away from school work and all other responsibilities
i always sleep in a sports bra and shorts bcs then if my parents ever catch me in our kitchen at night i can pretend its because im leaving to go for a run and not bcs im secretly trying to eat large quantities of cake at 4 in the morning
What kinda motherfucking genie are u
a very unhealthy one
that’s the smartest fucking thing i ever heard
i always get confused when i see “TW” because i never know if its for trigger warning or teen wolf or the wanted or the wiggles
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.